Celebrating the birthday of Whitney Houston the way our parody timeline usually celebrates
Celebrating the birthday this weekend (Aug. 9) of Whitney Houston the way our parody timeline usually celebrates birthdays - Here's a parody of the Whitney Houston classic "I Wanna Dance With Somebody (Who Loves Me)" -Where's the musical theater connection? Well, the smash hit song became one of the goofiest, silliest jukebox-musical numbers ever, so we offered "The Hottie Guard," parody to the (maybe still Broadw…