"Richard? RICHARD!" Your Child is Missing at THE LOST BOYS Which Sucks But is Objectively Hilarious
by Jennifer Haining. @itsraininghaining. NEW YORK, NY — Tonight’s the night! You and your irresponsibly young son have the hottest ticket in town - The Lost Boys on Broadway! But while you’re gearing up for curtain, saddled with your on-theme but lazily named “Bloody Mary” house cocktail, you look to your left and notice your little is nowhere to be found, mama! “Honestly I didn’t know we let six-year…