"Drunk Shakespeare" Spinoff "Crystal Meth and Bear with Knife Shakespeare" Closes After Six Minutes
by Zach Raffio. @zachraffio. NEW YORK, NY - The controversial and widely advised-against production of Crystal Meth and Bear with Knife Shakespeare, a spinoff production of the Off-Broadway comedy Drunk Shakespeare, has officially shuttered its doors after just six minutes of their first scheduled performance, terrified sources confirmed. "Yeah, this was kind of a mess from the start," said the show's director, Lisa …