Halftime = Intermission: NFL Releases Translation Guide for Theatre Fans Forced to Watch Football
by Erika Hakmiller. @ErikaFromMaine. NEW YORK, NY - The National Football League released today a new, official translation guide for theatre lovers who are put in situations where they may have to watch football, sources have confirmed. "We hope to make the sport more palatable for artists who got tricked into coming to a viewing party, or thought everyone was joking about watching the game,"Â noted NFL commissio…