Don't ask Harvey Fierstein about Bella Abzug's 'f"king hats!'
The stage lights go up and there, standing against a shower door holding a big red hat, is … Bella Abzug? Actually, it's Harvey Fierstein, the writer and also the star " Patti LuPone and Bette Midler were reportedly unavailable " of off-Broadway's "Bella Bella," playing through Dec. 1 at New York City Center Stage...