Man Disappointed Nothing Spooky Happened After Seeing "Beetlejuice" a Third Time
by Alec Brown. @brownata3. NEW YORK, NY - Nathan Qualls, a 47-year-old self proclaimed Beetle-Head, was shocked and heartbroken by the lack of anything spooky or ookey happening to him upon his third time seeing "Beetlejuice the Musical" this week, sources have confirmed. "I mean, it's like the biggest theme in the movie," Qualls said. "You mean to tell me that the producers didn't plan for any zany post-show hauntin…