Nick Kroll Made a Number Two in His Car + The Same Picture of Dave Coulier Every Day = Today's Eight Items or Less
1. Vulture breaks down just how gratuitous Michael Fassbender's nudity is in his new film Shame, which opens tomorrow.2. Jersey Shore star Pauly D has signed to the rapper 50 Cent's G-Note label.3. Gawker has a sort of mean-spirited tirade on "Why You Should Never Be Profiled by The New York Times Style Section."4. New York techy types who used to regularly take meetings at Coffee Shop in Union Square are not feeling…